clidus Slang.
- noun

1. a peculiar or otherwise deranged person, esp. one who is perceived to be overly intellectual but has the social behaviour of a child.
2. a expert in useless gaming knowledge and factoids, old cats and clay pigeons (a term of pride as self-reference, but often considered offensive when used by outsiders.)
3. an abbreviation of "CloudANDTidus" due to laziness and / or self amusement. Originated from namatamiku.
4. not a clitoris.

If you've arrived on this page, you probably know me already (in which case your pushing on stalker and I've called the police), or you don't know me at all. Prefereing to go with the later, I should tell you who I am. My name is Joshua Marketis, a British university student studying for a BSc Internet Degree at Brighton University (more specifically, University Center Hastings).

I'm a wannabie website developer in my spare time, who enjoys video games, writing, kyokushinkai karate and living in an artificial reality filled with care bears and deranged clones of barney the purple dinosaur.

I would regard myself as a friendly, intelligent and easily excitable guy who can get on with most people, unless they have the IQ of a glass of water (in which case we might have problems). My goals in life include world travel, meeting new and interesting people, creating things that can be enjoyed by many and being successful in world domination.

To contact me (I like it when people e-mail me, it makes me feel special), send me a line at webmaster@clidus.com.